love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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