There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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