Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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