if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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