found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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