We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i am craving dick and cupcakes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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