I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
