U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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