He asked to "fluff my boner.."
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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