Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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