Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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