if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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