if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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