i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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