sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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