tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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