we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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