he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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