I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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