it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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