...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is my gift to your gina
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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