Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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