would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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