wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Quick, to the slutcave!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize