I think im going to throw up on grandma
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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