what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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