yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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