whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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