Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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