we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
worst night to have a conscience
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Found the puke drawer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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