I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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