It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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