Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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