Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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