is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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