Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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