...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i dont even know how to be here
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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