You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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