He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am naked and annoyed.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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