Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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