pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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