Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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