I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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