Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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