He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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