I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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