doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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