god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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