I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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