Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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