Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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