no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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