I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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