Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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