If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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