so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Watching her eat just hurts me
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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